“Arguverge. Went up Nigs for a while in evng. Done hardly any maths. Think I have got cold. Got card from Sue”
Now, did I have a ‘cold’ because of an imminent maths exam, or did I have a real honest-to-goodness cold?
I see I done hardly any revision, preferring to mess about round at Nig’s house – maybe to avoid an other argument session between Mum & Dad?
I suspect the card from Sue was to thank me for fondling her arse in a gentlemanly manner.