“It rained agane today and vere was Force Ten Wind (Cor!)”
On the recognised Beaufort Scale a “force ten wind” is noted thus:- “Trees are broken off or uprooted, saplings become bent and/or deformed, poorly attached asphalt shingles and shingles in poor condition peel off roofs.”
It’s considered a strong “gale”, but just two steps away from a hurricane.
In other words, BLOODY windy!
The 50-year-old me would excrete a brick. The 14-year-old me appeared to respond with no more than a verbal shrug?!